In keeping with this season's trend towards shorter match reports (any volunteer guest reporters are welcome to contact BF management), the match can be summarised thus:
- Darren returns - fans are delighted, opposition are troubled by the disturbing aroma emanating from his index finger.
- Five brave Fish play their hearts out against a powerful opponent.
- Carl makes an early impression on the scoreboard.
- A solid Fish performance is not enough to prevent a 33-48 loss.
Despite the loss, expectation are extremely high for a Black Fish unit brimming with confidence and pride, and anticipating the imminent return of star players Rajapaksa and Vasilunas.
Go you mighty Black Fish.