Earlier today, cycling great Jens Voigt floated the idea of his team joining forces with the Black Fish to form the formidably-named Mighty-Black-Fish-RadioShack-Nissan-Trek pro cycling team.
Thanks, Jensie, but we already have an Andy Schleck on our team.
Later, the world's greatest lead-out man, Mark Renshaw, was desperate to be photographed with the team he covets most. Tellingly, and in a major disappointment for Renshaw, the man he hopes to lead out in future, star Black Fish sprinter BF00, refused the demands of the paparazzi to be photographed together.
Remember, professionals, it takes more than an implausibly-high VO2 Max to become a Black Fish.