vir non camelus est.

Friday, June 22, 2007

Round 11: BF v Homebrand

A strong seven-man Fish outfit took to court 2 for the big clash with league heavyweights, Homebrand, with memories of their one-point victory in Round 4 fresh in their minds.

An otherwise unspectacular match may be described as follows:

  • Black Fish gain ascendancy through hard work, solid defence and the offensive exploits of Foreman (D).
  • Referee with record-breaking diminutive genitalia and large party-pack of Samboys hovering above each acromion sets new MARS precedent for marshmallow-impersonation, actively discriminating against the upstanding citizens in Black, thereby sending the Fish into a technical foul-riddled tailspin late in the game.
  • Scores become level with less than 30 seconds on the clock.
  • Fish score on the buzzer to record a stirring 29-27 victory.
  • Referee can shove above result up his flabby arse.
The Fish have improved their record to 5-4-1 and are looking to establish themselves firmly in the top four, while taking things one week at a time.


  1. Shame on the ref!

    He gave 9 free throws to the opposition in the last 4 minutes of the game (two over riding 2 shot calls, one 3rd shot for early entry into keyway, and two tech fouls)

    Shame on homebrand!

    They failed to capitalise on this gift, and remain winless against the mighty blackfish.

  2. Couldn't agree with you more, Anonymous.